1 00:01:20,173 --> 00:01:21,811 He's coming back! 2 00:01:41,933 --> 00:01:43,127 One more thing, gentlemen. 3 00:01:43,213 --> 00:01:45,443 In future, all bunk boards will be numbered 4 00:01:45,533 --> 00:01:49,492 to make sure that you are entitled to what you are claiming for. 5 00:01:56,533 --> 00:01:58,763 So we use numbered bed boards. 6 00:01:59,053 --> 00:02:00,202 Right. 7 00:02:27,333 --> 00:02:29,130 Not again. He's back! 8 00:02:29,853 --> 00:02:31,002 Table! 9 00:02:31,613 --> 00:02:34,411 Oh, look what you've done! It's a whole week's work down the drain. 10 00:02:34,493 --> 00:02:35,812 -Stop shouting! Be quiet! -Who's shouting? 11 00:02:35,893 --> 00:02:37,884 -You're loud enough. Have you gone deaf? -Look at it! 12 00:02:37,973 --> 00:02:40,043 ULMANN: Look at what? 13 00:02:41,653 --> 00:02:42,881 At this? 14 00:02:43,653 --> 00:02:45,006 What is it? 15 00:02:46,653 --> 00:02:48,450 Well, it's a painting. 16 00:02:49,173 --> 00:02:51,129 What kind of a painting? 17 00:02:51,973 --> 00:02:53,167 Modern. 18 00:02:53,453 --> 00:02:55,364 What does it represent? 19 00:02:56,173 --> 00:02:59,609 Nothing. It's, uh... Well, it's subjective. 20 00:03:00,813 --> 00:03:03,202 I see. One with a hidden meaning. 21 00:03:03,693 --> 00:03:05,365 It seems to be a matter of some dispute. 22 00:03:05,453 --> 00:03:07,489 -Well, it's not finished. -Uh, we don't like it. 23 00:03:07,573 --> 00:03:08,562 No, it's terrible. 24 00:03:08,653 --> 00:03:10,928 And I resent opinions on it until it is. 25 00:03:11,013 --> 00:03:12,366 Well, finish it. 26 00:03:12,453 --> 00:03:16,890 And I will study it most carefully before I give you my opinion, I promise. 27 00:03:22,973 --> 00:03:24,645 -Well done. -Shut up. 28 00:03:24,733 --> 00:03:28,009 -Look, I didn't do it on purpose. -I said, shut up! 29 00:03:28,093 --> 00:03:30,004 God damn you! 30 00:03:31,573 --> 00:03:32,562 Sorry, Pat. 31 00:03:32,653 --> 00:03:35,372 -What's got into him? -He'll be all right. 32 00:03:35,453 --> 00:03:38,251 You know Simon. Pity. 33 00:03:45,973 --> 00:03:47,406 Hello, chaps. 34 00:03:47,693 --> 00:03:50,491 Edward Bentinct-Boyle, Captain Grenadiers. 35 00:03:52,373 --> 00:03:54,807 Well, call me Ted. Most chaps do. 36 00:04:02,613 --> 00:04:05,127 -I say, is this bunk taken? -No. 37 00:04:05,813 --> 00:04:07,132 Good show. 38 00:04:10,333 --> 00:04:13,006 -Uh, I'm Pat Grant. -Oh, how do you do? 39 00:04:14,373 --> 00:04:16,011 -Dick Player. -Hello. How are you? 40 00:04:16,093 --> 00:04:17,321 Hello. How do you do? 41 00:04:17,413 --> 00:04:18,687 -George Brent. -Hello. 42 00:04:18,773 --> 00:04:20,365 Yes. Jolly good. 43 00:04:24,853 --> 00:04:26,923 Well, uh, how did you, uh, get here? 44 00:04:27,013 --> 00:04:28,810 Oh, that's a long story. Yes. 45 00:04:28,893 --> 00:04:31,885 No, we were in a... I say, where's the... Yes. 46 00:04:32,413 --> 00:04:33,562 Um... 47 00:04:35,013 --> 00:04:36,446 There we are. 48 00:04:37,053 --> 00:04:41,285 Yes. No, we were doing a sort of Boy Scouts reconnaissance in that... 49 00:04:42,133 --> 00:04:44,363 you know, that terribly wet bit of Norway. 50 00:04:44,453 --> 00:04:46,648 Actually, from what I could see, it's all pretty humid. 51 00:04:46,733 --> 00:04:49,725 Never stopped raining the whole time. Ghastly. 52 00:04:49,973 --> 00:04:52,885 Anyway, middle of the night, there we were, 53 00:04:52,973 --> 00:04:56,761 suddenly surrounded by a lot of chaps shouting at us in German. 54 00:04:56,893 --> 00:04:59,612 Lots of banging, you know? And I, um... 55 00:05:02,853 --> 00:05:04,889 Yes. Well, I got captured. 56 00:05:05,493 --> 00:05:09,964 Got sent to Oflag, um, VII-C. 57 00:05:10,053 --> 00:05:11,645 -At Laufen? -Yes. 58 00:05:12,013 --> 00:05:14,891 Didn't think much of it, actually. So I left. 59 00:05:14,973 --> 00:05:16,042 How? 60 00:05:17,333 --> 00:05:20,211 Through the wire, old man. Thanks. 61 00:05:21,093 --> 00:05:23,891 Didn't get far, as a matter of fact. 62 00:05:23,973 --> 00:05:26,646 They put me in solitary, so I had another go. 63 00:05:26,733 --> 00:05:28,086 (CHUCKLING) 64 00:05:28,333 --> 00:05:29,925 Yes, that was dashed bad luck, looking back on it, 65 00:05:30,013 --> 00:05:32,607 because, you see, I thought I was in Switzerland. What? 66 00:05:32,693 --> 00:05:34,046 (CHUCKLING) 67 00:05:34,133 --> 00:05:41,084 Saw this chap that, um, I took for some member of the First Swiss Yodellers. 68 00:05:41,973 --> 00:05:44,567 And he turned out to be a German frontier guard. 69 00:05:44,653 --> 00:05:48,043 So they sent me here. 70 00:05:49,573 --> 00:05:51,450 Tell me, how does one get out of this place? 71 00:05:51,533 --> 00:05:52,966 Well, that's what we're wondering. 72 00:05:53,053 --> 00:05:55,283 Yes, well, who's in charge of the old escape plans? 73 00:05:55,373 --> 00:05:56,362 BRENT: So far... 74 00:05:56,453 --> 00:05:58,011 Nobody. We haven't any escape organisation. 75 00:05:58,093 --> 00:05:59,208 What? 76 00:05:59,293 --> 00:06:00,692 (CHUCKLING) 77 00:06:00,773 --> 00:06:03,526 Well, we'll have to start one, won't we? 78 00:06:06,333 --> 00:06:08,563 About time you did that, Dick. 79 00:06:09,893 --> 00:06:14,125 I say, Pat, that chap who arrived yesterday, what do you make of him? 80 00:06:14,733 --> 00:06:17,201 Well, it's a bit early to tell yet. 81 00:06:17,413 --> 00:06:19,051 (CHUCKLING) 82 00:06:19,133 --> 00:06:21,363 I didn't know anybody was still that British. 83 00:06:21,453 --> 00:06:23,489 Don't you think he could be a bit too British? 84 00:06:23,573 --> 00:06:25,211 What do you mean? 85 00:06:26,293 --> 00:06:30,366 Well, he seems to me to be any German's idea of a British officer. 86 00:06:32,213 --> 00:06:33,407 Go on. 87 00:06:34,533 --> 00:06:38,367 Well, the Poles think they have a stool pigeon. 88 00:06:38,973 --> 00:06:41,931 -The French almost certainly have one. -Yeah? 89 00:06:42,333 --> 00:06:45,450 Well, I had a few words with him last night. 90 00:06:46,893 --> 00:06:50,681 In between the by Joves and the what hos, I got a bit out of him. 91 00:06:50,773 --> 00:06:52,650 -He said he was at Winchester. -Mmm-hmm. 92 00:06:52,733 --> 00:06:54,963 Then straight into the Guards. 93 00:06:55,093 --> 00:06:57,323 But he said he doesn't speak German. 94 00:06:57,413 --> 00:06:58,482 For a chap who doesn't speak the language, 95 00:06:58,573 --> 00:07:00,404 he seems to find it bloody easy to escape. 96 00:07:00,493 --> 00:07:03,007 You mean, how did he get halfway across Germany without... 97 00:07:03,093 --> 00:07:06,244 Well, yes. In what is, more or less, his uniform. 98 00:07:06,573 --> 00:07:07,688 Yeah. 99 00:07:08,013 --> 00:07:09,332 He also volunteered the information 100 00:07:09,413 --> 00:07:12,610 he had a fair amount of German Reichsmarks on him. 101 00:07:15,093 --> 00:07:17,607 -George Brent. -Well, what about him? 102 00:07:17,933 --> 00:07:19,446 He was at Winchester. 103 00:07:19,533 --> 00:07:21,922 We can at least check that part of his story. 104 00:07:22,013 --> 00:07:23,082 Mmm. 105 00:07:25,173 --> 00:07:27,129 -Hello. -Hello, old boy. 106 00:07:31,373 --> 00:07:34,410 -Cigarette? -Oh, I say, thank you. 107 00:07:35,773 --> 00:07:38,765 They tell me I'm not the only Wykehamist here any more. 108 00:07:38,853 --> 00:07:41,651 What? I say, jolly good! 109 00:07:41,733 --> 00:07:42,722 (LAUGHING) 110 00:07:42,813 --> 00:07:45,202 -What house were you? -I was in College. 111 00:07:45,293 --> 00:07:47,602 Yes, but I mean, uh, what house? 112 00:07:47,733 --> 00:07:49,724 Told you, old man, College. And you? 113 00:07:49,813 --> 00:07:52,327 Sergeants. Alias Phils, alias D. 114 00:07:52,413 --> 00:07:55,325 (CHUCKLING) You mean G, old man. 115 00:07:55,493 --> 00:07:57,165 Didn't I say that? 116 00:07:57,773 --> 00:08:00,526 Oh, it seems a hell of a long time ago now. 117 00:08:01,133 --> 00:08:05,524 When we had nothing more to worry about than whether we'd pass our bogles. 118 00:08:05,613 --> 00:08:07,683 Pass our bogles, old man? 119 00:08:08,133 --> 00:08:10,124 And where to put one's strat? 120 00:08:10,373 --> 00:08:12,170 Well, I always put mine on my head. 121 00:08:12,253 --> 00:08:13,606 (CHUCKLING) 122 00:08:14,213 --> 00:08:16,090 They were good days, though. 123 00:08:16,173 --> 00:08:18,641 Best days of one's life, chaps say. 124 00:08:19,333 --> 00:08:23,121 After books, that wonderful hour to yourself, cloister time. 125 00:08:23,213 --> 00:08:24,692 Cloister time? 126 00:08:25,493 --> 00:08:27,768 Cloister time! Yes! 127 00:08:27,853 --> 00:08:29,172 (LAUGHING) 128 00:08:29,333 --> 00:08:31,972 -What were you saying, old man? -No, nothing, old bean. 129 00:08:32,053 --> 00:08:34,521 Yeah, well, we must have a chat sometime. 130 00:08:34,613 --> 00:08:35,807 Hooray. 131 00:08:42,093 --> 00:08:44,288 He's a Wykehamist, all right. 132 00:08:55,973 --> 00:09:00,205 Um, I say, chaps, that fellow I was just talking to... 133 00:09:00,293 --> 00:09:01,442 Yeah? 134 00:09:02,613 --> 00:09:05,764 Well, he says he was at Winchester. But he wasn't. 135 00:09:05,853 --> 00:09:09,209 He doesn't even know that a bogle is a bally bicycle. 136 00:09:09,653 --> 00:09:12,963 Look, do you think he's... Do you think he's sound? 137 00:09:14,053 --> 00:09:15,611 (LAUGHING) 138 00:09:27,053 --> 00:09:29,123 (SPEAKING FRENCH) 139 00:09:37,293 --> 00:09:39,932 -No. -No to what? 140 00:09:40,293 --> 00:09:42,249 Helping somebody escape. 141 00:09:42,613 --> 00:09:45,207 The last time, when they stopped us at the gate, 142 00:09:45,293 --> 00:09:48,171 all your officer got was... What did he get? 143 00:09:48,613 --> 00:09:49,841 -A month's solitary. -Yes. 144 00:09:49,933 --> 00:09:52,447 And we got all privileges stopped, a month, 145 00:09:52,533 --> 00:09:54,569 and the man who lent your officer his uniform, 146 00:09:54,653 --> 00:09:57,087 he was flogged as well, for nothing. 147 00:09:57,173 --> 00:09:59,129 What are you doing here? 148 00:09:59,773 --> 00:10:01,570 Collecting paliasses. 149 00:10:02,893 --> 00:10:04,246 Paliasses? 150 00:10:04,413 --> 00:10:05,892 Well, you're not using them. 151 00:10:05,973 --> 00:10:09,124 We're sleeping on bare boards down in the town. 152 00:10:17,253 --> 00:10:19,642 Where's Dick? Watch the door. Where's Dick? 153 00:10:19,733 --> 00:10:20,722 (WHISTLING) 154 00:10:20,813 --> 00:10:21,802 -Hmm? -Dick. 155 00:10:21,893 --> 00:10:24,726 -He's with the Wykehamist. -Right, come on. 156 00:10:26,053 --> 00:10:27,452 -Right, Dick, you're leaving. -What? 157 00:10:27,533 --> 00:10:28,602 I'll explain as we go. 158 00:10:28,693 --> 00:10:30,046 -But I'm not... -Hurry! 159 00:10:30,133 --> 00:10:31,646 I haven't got any clothes ready. 160 00:10:31,733 --> 00:10:33,166 -He can take mine. -Right. 161 00:10:33,253 --> 00:10:37,212 Those documents Tim made for the German corporal, get them. 162 00:10:40,893 --> 00:10:42,246 -Right, now, you know your route? -Yes. 163 00:10:42,333 --> 00:10:43,686 Don't risk expresses. 164 00:10:43,773 --> 00:10:45,923 Local trains to Vienna, then it's 1 7 miles to Baden. 165 00:10:46,013 --> 00:10:47,366 God, I've waited for this. 166 00:10:47,453 --> 00:10:48,727 You sure your father's friend will help? 167 00:10:48,813 --> 00:10:50,769 He's old-type Austrian aristocrat. 168 00:10:50,853 --> 00:10:53,162 He wouldn't help anyone else, but he'll do this for my father's sake. 169 00:10:53,253 --> 00:10:54,811 -Get the map. -Right. 170 00:10:54,893 --> 00:10:57,407 -Shoes! -One map. They're underneath. 171 00:10:57,493 --> 00:11:00,451 -One map, rather unreliable compass. -Thanks. 172 00:11:01,253 --> 00:11:03,130 -One set of clothes. -Thanks, Simon. 173 00:11:03,213 --> 00:11:05,488 -All right, check the list. -Okay. 174 00:11:05,573 --> 00:11:07,803 -Identity card. -Yeah. Yes. 175 00:11:07,893 --> 00:11:08,928 -Map. -Yes. 176 00:11:09,013 --> 00:11:10,002 Give me that. It's not finished. 177 00:11:10,093 --> 00:11:11,685 -Travel document. -Yes. 178 00:11:11,773 --> 00:11:13,126 -Leave pass. -Yes. 179 00:11:13,213 --> 00:11:14,646 -Compass. -Close it. 180 00:11:14,733 --> 00:11:15,768 Yes. 181 00:11:15,853 --> 00:11:18,811 -Money. -You've got some Reichsmarks? 182 00:11:18,893 --> 00:11:21,123 -Uh, yes, old boy. -Well, we pool everything here. 183 00:11:21,213 --> 00:11:23,488 Yes, I know, old man, but, dash it, it is my money, 184 00:11:23,573 --> 00:11:24,972 and it's damn tricky getting hold of it... 185 00:11:25,053 --> 00:11:27,123 I said, we pool everything. 186 00:11:27,293 --> 00:11:28,408 Yeah, well, you can have some of the money. 187 00:11:28,493 --> 00:11:30,802 -Come on. -You see, I'm going, too. 188 00:11:30,893 --> 00:11:33,043 Oh, no, you're not. You'll wait your turn. 189 00:11:33,133 --> 00:11:34,851 Yes, there you are. 190 00:11:35,973 --> 00:11:38,282 -It's not very much, but it's something. -Thanks, Pat. 191 00:11:38,373 --> 00:11:41,524 -I'll be back in a minute. -But Pat, what am I doing? 192 00:11:41,613 --> 00:11:44,366 -Taking a chance. -Dick! Dick, come here. 193 00:11:45,413 --> 00:11:46,402 Here's Vienna. 194 00:12:00,893 --> 00:12:02,770 This one's foolproof. You've got to help. 195 00:12:02,853 --> 00:12:04,889 Get someone out, you mean? 196 00:12:05,533 --> 00:12:08,764 -In one of those paliasses. -Not on your life. 197 00:12:11,893 --> 00:12:14,965 There's no risk. Just load it, then it's up to him. 198 00:12:15,053 --> 00:12:17,328 I'm not risking a flogging for a British officer. 199 00:12:17,413 --> 00:12:18,607 For heaven's sake, whose side are you on? 200 00:12:18,693 --> 00:12:19,808 Mine. 201 00:12:21,733 --> 00:12:23,086 20 cigarettes. 202 00:12:23,173 --> 00:12:24,765 (SPEAKING FRENCH) 203 00:12:24,853 --> 00:12:25,922 Huh! 204 00:12:27,893 --> 00:12:29,485 1 00, then. 205 00:12:30,693 --> 00:12:31,967 You haven't got 1 00 cigarettes. 206 00:12:32,053 --> 00:12:35,887 The moment he's in that lorry, you'll get your 1 00 cigarettes. 207 00:12:37,493 --> 00:12:40,803 All right. But I'm not doing this because I love the British. I don't. 208 00:12:40,893 --> 00:12:42,565 I'm not doing this for the honour of France. 209 00:12:42,653 --> 00:12:44,769 I'm doing it for 1 00 cigarettes, you understand? 210 00:12:44,853 --> 00:12:49,131 And if you don't produce the cigarettes, your officer comes out again. 211 00:12:53,973 --> 00:12:55,326 Here, here. 212 00:12:56,013 --> 00:12:57,492 Thanks, Brent. 213 00:12:57,733 --> 00:12:59,451 -Now, you know what you're doing? -Yes. 214 00:12:59,533 --> 00:13:00,522 -All right. -Good luck. 215 00:13:12,093 --> 00:13:14,368 -I'll give you a signal. -Right. 216 00:13:16,333 --> 00:13:17,846 Okay, let's go. 217 00:13:34,293 --> 00:13:35,282 Did I ever tell you about the time 218 00:13:35,373 --> 00:13:36,886 I shot down three Jerries with one bullet? 219 00:13:36,973 --> 00:13:38,008 No. 220 00:13:45,133 --> 00:13:49,251 They say they won't do it. They say it's too dangerous. 221 00:13:53,053 --> 00:13:55,521 And there's another 1 00 cigarettes for them the moment he's in. 222 00:13:55,613 --> 00:13:56,648 No. 223 00:14:01,653 --> 00:14:05,282 2,000 feet, 1 ,500, 1 ,250... 224 00:14:07,373 --> 00:14:09,409 (MIMICKING LANDING NOISE) 225 00:14:11,053 --> 00:14:12,964 The great thing is to design an aircraft 226 00:14:13,053 --> 00:14:15,886 that has a smaller turning circle than your opponent. 227 00:14:15,973 --> 00:14:17,850 Gives you a hell of an advantage. 228 00:14:17,933 --> 00:14:19,491 (POPPING NOISES) 229 00:14:35,253 --> 00:14:40,008 If you leave him there, you know who the Germans are going to blame, don't you? 230 00:14:41,333 --> 00:14:42,402 You. 231 00:14:46,413 --> 00:14:50,122 (SPEAKING FRENCH) 232 00:15:35,773 --> 00:15:37,684 (BRAKES SQUEALING) 233 00:15:38,093 --> 00:15:40,482 (GUARDS SPEAKING GERMAN) 234 00:15:40,813 --> 00:15:43,008 (LORRY PULLING AWAY) 235 00:16:11,653 --> 00:16:12,972 (COUGHING) 236 00:16:36,013 --> 00:16:37,332 (RUSTLING) 237 00:16:41,853 --> 00:16:43,366 What the hell do you think you're doing? 238 00:16:43,453 --> 00:16:44,442 The same as you, old boy. 239 00:16:44,533 --> 00:16:46,489 But you haven't a chance. You're still in uniform. You don't... 240 00:16:46,573 --> 00:16:48,609 It's worth a try, old man. 241 00:16:49,293 --> 00:16:50,612 Get down! 242 00:16:52,293 --> 00:16:53,931 (SPEAKING GERMAN) 243 00:17:03,253 --> 00:17:04,606 (GRUNTING) 244 00:17:06,293 --> 00:17:08,853 Yes, good show. 245 00:17:10,013 --> 00:17:11,366 Jolly good. 246 00:17:12,493 --> 00:17:16,452 Right. Fair cop, as the chap said to the lady policeman. 247 00:17:17,053 --> 00:17:18,645 Don't understand that, do you? 248 00:17:18,733 --> 00:17:21,964 Don't understand a word I say. The gems you'll miss. 249 00:17:22,813 --> 00:17:24,883 Right, you lead on. You know the way and all that. 250 00:17:24,973 --> 00:17:27,203 Put your hands over your head! 251 00:17:27,813 --> 00:17:30,088 Couldn't get through the door, old man. Do you see? 252 00:17:30,173 --> 00:17:31,492 (CHUCKLING) 253 00:17:53,893 --> 00:17:56,487 -I wonder how Dick's getting on? -Mmm. 254 00:17:57,533 --> 00:18:00,411 I wonder what's happened to that idiot Guardsman? 255 00:18:00,493 --> 00:18:03,007 He could've wrecked the whole thing. 256 00:18:03,133 --> 00:18:05,169 (RAIN POURING OUTSIDE) 257 00:18:05,253 --> 00:18:07,164 I hope he took his umbrella with him. 258 00:18:14,693 --> 00:18:15,762 Six. 259 00:18:16,253 --> 00:18:18,164 You are soaked through. 260 00:18:18,253 --> 00:18:19,322 Yes. 261 00:18:19,693 --> 00:18:22,446 You look as if you've been out all night. 262 00:18:23,853 --> 00:18:26,083 I got caught when I left home. 263 00:18:26,573 --> 00:18:28,768 Give me your coat. I'll dry it for you. 264 00:18:30,773 --> 00:18:31,888 Four. 265 00:18:32,373 --> 00:18:33,931 -Five. -Six. 266 00:18:35,493 --> 00:18:36,562 Ah. 267 00:18:37,093 --> 00:18:38,082 That's me. 268 00:18:45,613 --> 00:18:47,331 The dye is running. 269 00:18:48,653 --> 00:18:50,928 -I thought it was cheap. -Yeah. 270 00:19:01,973 --> 00:19:03,486 (DOOR SLAMMING) 271 00:19:15,813 --> 00:19:18,486 You know, old man, if I'm to go into solitary confinement, 272 00:19:18,573 --> 00:19:21,326 I really must have a clean pair of socks. 273 00:19:21,613 --> 00:19:22,807 Get up. 274 00:19:23,893 --> 00:19:25,121 Go away. 275 00:19:26,933 --> 00:19:30,130 If you'd been stuck in a paliass, you'd know what it does to the sweat glands. 276 00:19:30,213 --> 00:19:32,169 It's jolly embarrassing. 277 00:19:32,373 --> 00:19:35,331 ""Habes confitentem reum, "" as Petronius remarked. 278 00:19:35,413 --> 00:19:36,766 I said, get up. 279 00:19:36,853 --> 00:19:38,889 Yes. It means you have a confessing prisoner. 280 00:19:38,973 --> 00:19:40,611 But you must know Petronius, sir. 281 00:19:40,693 --> 00:19:44,083 Chap who said, ""He went to several. Trust them. "" 282 00:19:45,013 --> 00:19:47,402 - -Stand up! Stand up! 283 00:19:47,493 --> 00:19:51,202 You really do have the most appalling manners, you know? 284 00:19:51,413 --> 00:19:54,405 Just for that, you can wash my socks yourself. 285 00:20:01,653 --> 00:20:03,530 Well, please yourself. 286 00:20:03,853 --> 00:20:06,048 You will be punished for his. 287 00:20:07,413 --> 00:20:11,326 If you'll deprive a chap of clean socks, you are beneath contempt. 288 00:20:11,693 --> 00:20:12,921 Go away. 289 00:20:16,013 --> 00:20:17,924 Do you mind if I sit here? 290 00:20:18,653 --> 00:20:19,802 Please. 291 00:20:23,053 --> 00:20:25,009 What was all that about? 292 00:20:25,093 --> 00:20:27,163 -Dick's got away. -What? How do you know? 293 00:20:27,253 --> 00:20:28,686 When he quoted from Petronius. 294 00:20:28,773 --> 00:20:32,163 ""He went to several. "" He has ''joined the majority''. 295 00:20:32,413 --> 00:20:34,131 And then he added ""fidicen"". 296 00:20:34,213 --> 00:20:38,650 That's not Petronius, that's Latin for ''a player of a stringed instrument''. 297 00:20:38,733 --> 00:20:39,722 Dick's got away. 298 00:20:39,813 --> 00:20:42,043 Our Captain Bentinct-Boyle is not as stupid as he looks. 299 00:20:42,133 --> 00:20:43,486 He's a Wykehamist. 300 00:20:43,573 --> 00:20:45,643 Yeah, but he took a hell of a risk jumping the queue like that. 301 00:20:45,733 --> 00:20:47,212 I mean, he could have spoiled all of Dick's chances. 302 00:20:47,293 --> 00:20:50,205 I don't know. Once the Germans found him they gave up looking for anybody else. 303 00:20:50,293 --> 00:20:51,612 He could have improved Dick's chances. 304 00:20:51,693 --> 00:20:53,684 Dick's got away. 305 00:20:53,893 --> 00:20:56,532 -He's got away! -Whoo-hoo! 306 00:20:57,413 --> 00:20:59,608 -You're in the army? -Yes. 307 00:20:59,693 --> 00:21:01,649 -On leave? -That's right. 308 00:21:02,653 --> 00:21:04,450 Where are you headed? 309 00:21:05,013 --> 00:21:07,243 Modling, just south of Vienna. 310 00:21:07,333 --> 00:21:09,528 -Where are you stationed? -In France. 311 00:21:09,613 --> 00:21:13,367 Oh, you're in luck. My unit's in Russia. 312 00:21:15,893 --> 00:21:17,724 Whereabouts in France? 313 00:21:18,053 --> 00:21:19,645 Le Treport. Near Dieppe. 314 00:21:19,733 --> 00:21:23,885 What the hell are you doing here, then? It's nowhere near your route. 315 00:21:24,453 --> 00:21:25,966 There's a girl. 316 00:21:26,893 --> 00:21:27,882 (LAUGHING) 317 00:21:27,973 --> 00:21:29,452 What's her name? 318 00:21:29,533 --> 00:21:30,761 You think I'd tell you when you live here? 319 00:21:30,853 --> 00:21:32,172 (LAUGHING) 320 00:21:32,773 --> 00:21:34,491 That's fair enough. 321 00:21:35,693 --> 00:21:38,446 I wish I could get a posting in France. Anywhere except Russia. 322 00:21:38,533 --> 00:21:40,012 I can imagine. 323 00:21:40,573 --> 00:21:42,609 Mind you, it won't last for long, 324 00:21:42,693 --> 00:21:44,888 not with the casualties they are suffering. 325 00:21:44,973 --> 00:21:47,089 Only half-trained, the lot of them. 326 00:21:47,173 --> 00:21:49,846 Should be over by the time winter sets in. 327 00:21:49,933 --> 00:21:53,642 Well, it better be. We have no winter clothing that I know of. 328 00:21:53,733 --> 00:21:57,089 I'm with the 1 7th Panzers, Guderian, Second Panzer Army. 329 00:21:57,173 --> 00:21:58,891 What's your outfit? 330 00:22:00,293 --> 00:22:02,284 Light anti-aircraft, 88s. 331 00:22:02,693 --> 00:22:05,412 Well, perhaps I'll get a posting in France. 332 00:22:05,493 --> 00:22:06,721 I got... 333 00:22:10,093 --> 00:22:12,209 It was a landmine, just outside Oryol. 334 00:22:12,293 --> 00:22:15,808 You know, its burns mostly. Worth 28 days' leave anyway. 335 00:22:18,493 --> 00:22:20,529 Why aren't you in uniform? 336 00:22:22,533 --> 00:22:23,761 It's this girl. She... 337 00:22:23,853 --> 00:22:25,252 Well, surely, she doesn't mind you wearing a uniform. 338 00:22:25,333 --> 00:22:28,450 No, no, no, just my... My travel voucher's to Vienna. 339 00:22:28,533 --> 00:22:29,932 Oh, I get it. 340 00:22:30,013 --> 00:22:32,766 Uh, you have a travel voucher at your home, but you turn up here in uniform... 341 00:22:32,853 --> 00:22:34,730 -That's it. -Well, it's crafty. 342 00:22:34,813 --> 00:22:37,043 Add to which, her fiance's in the military police. 343 00:22:37,133 --> 00:22:38,407 Oh. (COUGHS) 344 00:22:39,813 --> 00:22:41,485 Well, don't worry. 345 00:22:41,773 --> 00:22:43,570 To look at you, no one would dream you were in the army, 346 00:22:43,653 --> 00:22:46,167 or, if you were, you'd be on orders. 347 00:22:46,613 --> 00:22:47,966 (CHUCKLING) 348 00:22:51,253 --> 00:22:52,971 Well, I have to go. 349 00:22:53,293 --> 00:22:55,284 I'd get changed, dried off, if I were you. 350 00:22:55,373 --> 00:22:57,933 You'll catch pneumonia going around like that. 351 00:22:58,013 --> 00:23:01,483 -It's nice to have met you. -Nice to have met you. 352 00:23:01,573 --> 00:23:06,249 Here, get my friend a glass of schnapps. Get him warmed up. 353 00:23:06,693 --> 00:23:09,127 We don't want you dying in action. 354 00:23:17,693 --> 00:23:18,887 Thanks. 355 00:23:22,933 --> 00:23:25,891 (COUGHING) 356 00:23:29,653 --> 00:23:32,850 (BARMAN TALKING ON PHONE) 357 00:24:10,373 --> 00:24:11,931 Here! You! 358 00:24:20,333 --> 00:24:22,369 What are you trying to do? 359 00:24:22,853 --> 00:24:24,286 Just walking. 360 00:24:25,213 --> 00:24:27,886 At this time of night? In this weather? 361 00:24:29,013 --> 00:24:30,765 Show me your papers! 362 00:24:38,413 --> 00:24:40,722 Ah, a soldier, eh? 363 00:24:41,333 --> 00:24:42,402 Yes. 364 00:24:42,493 --> 00:24:44,290 Where are you trying to get to? 365 00:24:44,373 --> 00:24:46,603 Modling, just south of Vienna. 366 00:24:47,053 --> 00:24:49,044 But that's 80 kilometres. 367 00:24:50,093 --> 00:24:54,371 -I missed the last train. -You are in luck. Get in. 368 00:25:20,093 --> 00:25:21,606 Corporal, yeah? 369 00:25:22,373 --> 00:25:23,692 Yes, sir. 370 00:25:24,533 --> 00:25:25,852 What unit? 371 00:25:26,853 --> 00:25:28,605 1 7th Panzers. 372 00:25:29,693 --> 00:25:31,251 -Where are you from? -Modling, sir. 373 00:25:31,333 --> 00:25:34,450 You told me that. I mean, where are you serving? 374 00:25:35,653 --> 00:25:38,690 We're with General Guderian's Second Army, sir. 375 00:25:40,213 --> 00:25:42,568 -He's a great general. -Yes, sir. 376 00:25:44,573 --> 00:25:46,529 What are you doing here? 377 00:25:47,573 --> 00:25:49,211 Sick leave, sir. 378 00:25:49,493 --> 00:25:50,972 Wounded, yeah? 379 00:25:51,133 --> 00:25:53,601 No, I... I got pneumonia and... 380 00:25:54,533 --> 00:25:56,649 (COUGHING) 381 00:25:58,413 --> 00:26:01,007 You look like living death, Corporal. 382 00:26:03,053 --> 00:26:04,406 Thank you. 383 00:26:11,813 --> 00:26:13,132 Thank you. 384 00:26:15,093 --> 00:26:17,243 (COUGHING) 385 00:26:18,333 --> 00:26:20,324 The sooner you get to a warm bed, the better. 386 00:26:20,413 --> 00:26:21,641 Yes, sir. 387 00:26:21,733 --> 00:26:23,689 You haven't told me what you were doing 388 00:26:23,773 --> 00:26:26,606 wandering about in the middle of the night. 389 00:26:26,813 --> 00:26:29,566 There's a train connection. I missed it. 390 00:26:29,813 --> 00:26:33,089 -So, you were hoping for a lift? -Yes, sir. 391 00:26:33,173 --> 00:26:35,482 -You're lucky I came along. -Yes, sir. 392 00:26:35,573 --> 00:26:38,929 My driver wouldn't have picked you up. He's on leave. 393 00:26:39,093 --> 00:26:41,561 ''Compassionate leave'', he calls it. 394 00:26:44,293 --> 00:26:46,329 Why aren't you in uniform? 395 00:26:48,133 --> 00:26:52,365 The hospital, they took my uniform. They issued me with these. 396 00:26:52,813 --> 00:26:55,008 Surely they gave you another? 397 00:26:55,813 --> 00:26:59,726 With the winter coming on, they're needing all the uniforms they can get. 398 00:26:59,813 --> 00:27:00,882 Yes. 399 00:27:01,453 --> 00:27:04,604 -I'm going as far as Vienna. -That's very kind of you, sir. 400 00:27:04,693 --> 00:27:06,604 I can drop you at one of the transit depots there. 401 00:27:06,693 --> 00:27:07,682 They will have a bed for you. 402 00:27:07,773 --> 00:27:10,412 -I'd rather go straight home, sir. -No. 403 00:27:10,733 --> 00:27:14,248 I think I know what is best. You look just about all in. 404 00:27:16,213 --> 00:27:19,523 I'll be all right by tomorrow, sir, when I get home. 405 00:27:19,813 --> 00:27:21,371 Our beloved Austria, huh? 406 00:27:21,453 --> 00:27:23,171 (COUGHING) 407 00:27:24,413 --> 00:27:30,283 The nation of the waltz and cream cakes and plump, pink girls. 408 00:27:30,373 --> 00:27:31,931 (LAUGHING) 409 00:27:34,173 --> 00:27:36,482 What are the Russian women like? 410 00:27:36,933 --> 00:27:38,207 Oh! What? 411 00:27:38,293 --> 00:27:40,602 What are the Russian women like? 412 00:27:41,773 --> 00:27:44,446 We... We didn't see many of them, sir. 413 00:27:44,773 --> 00:27:47,651 -Dancing too fast, eh? -Yes, that's it, sir. 414 00:27:48,613 --> 00:27:50,649 It is something we have to do. 415 00:27:50,733 --> 00:27:53,201 We must show these sub-races the... 416 00:27:56,973 --> 00:27:57,962 (SNIFFLING) 417 00:27:58,053 --> 00:28:00,283 You say you were with the 1 7th Panzers? 418 00:28:00,373 --> 00:28:01,647 Yes, sir. 419 00:28:02,013 --> 00:28:04,766 How is my old friend Friedrich Beyerlein? 420 00:28:05,973 --> 00:28:08,612 Well? How is he? 421 00:28:10,093 --> 00:28:11,924 I don't know him, sir. 422 00:28:14,053 --> 00:28:15,645 You should know him, Corporal. 423 00:28:15,733 --> 00:28:17,689 I... I'm sorry, sir. 424 00:28:18,613 --> 00:28:20,331 He is your Colonel. 425 00:28:21,173 --> 00:28:22,492 (LAUGHING) 426 00:28:22,653 --> 00:28:25,929 I was forgetting, he was to go to the 1 7th, 427 00:28:26,013 --> 00:28:27,605 but he was transferred to the 4th. 428 00:28:27,693 --> 00:28:29,172 (CHUCKLING) 429 00:28:29,253 --> 00:28:33,326 I went to his farewell party. It lasted two days and two nights. 430 00:28:33,413 --> 00:28:34,528 (LAUGHING) 431 00:28:34,613 --> 00:28:38,083 And what nights! You should have seen the girls we had. 432 00:28:40,853 --> 00:28:42,730 -You married? -No, sir. 433 00:28:43,333 --> 00:28:46,928 I am married, but I don't let that cramp my style. 434 00:28:47,293 --> 00:28:49,853 Oh. Road block. 435 00:28:56,893 --> 00:28:58,406 Papers, please. 436 00:29:09,493 --> 00:29:12,007 -Thank you, sir. Heil Hitler. -Heil Hitler! 437 00:29:13,653 --> 00:29:16,121 I have worked out how it was done. 438 00:29:17,053 --> 00:29:19,851 Paliasses, gentlemen, are for sleeping on. 439 00:29:20,773 --> 00:29:23,924 I know it helps you to pass the time to try and escape, 440 00:29:24,013 --> 00:29:27,801 but I would not place much hope in succeeding if I were you. 441 00:29:28,853 --> 00:29:31,845 Lieutenant Player will not get out of Germany. 442 00:29:33,093 --> 00:29:35,653 -That is all. -Hup. Hup. 443 00:29:36,693 --> 00:29:38,968 We're just coming into Vienna. 444 00:29:40,893 --> 00:29:43,043 How much leave have you got? 445 00:29:44,013 --> 00:29:45,765 28 days, sir. 446 00:29:45,853 --> 00:29:48,845 -Allow yourself 20 women. -Yes, sir. 447 00:29:48,933 --> 00:29:50,525 That's an order! 448 00:29:51,693 --> 00:29:53,046 (COUGHING) 449 00:29:53,773 --> 00:29:56,492 If you really want to go straight on... 450 00:29:56,853 --> 00:29:59,686 But I wouldn't if I were you. You look really ill, Corporal. 451 00:29:59,773 --> 00:30:02,333 -I can drop you by the station. -Thank you, sir. 452 00:30:02,413 --> 00:30:04,529 There's a Military Police post there. 453 00:30:04,613 --> 00:30:05,602 They will have something to eat 454 00:30:05,693 --> 00:30:07,763 and a place for you to doss down until your train. 455 00:30:07,853 --> 00:30:09,605 Yes, thank you, sir. 456 00:30:09,893 --> 00:30:12,453 Ah, I just have to make a report. 457 00:30:13,573 --> 00:30:17,202 I have to go back to my unit in a couple of days, damn it. 458 00:30:17,893 --> 00:30:21,283 But you are lucky. You have a month in Vienna. 459 00:30:22,933 --> 00:30:25,686 I would give a lot for a month in Vienna. 460 00:30:27,373 --> 00:30:28,931 Thank you, sir. 461 00:30:30,613 --> 00:30:32,649 -Heil Hitler! -Heil Hitler. 462 00:30:39,373 --> 00:30:42,171 All right, finish your coffee and get out. 463 00:30:43,573 --> 00:30:46,804 You're not staying here all night for the price of a cup of coffee. 464 00:30:46,893 --> 00:30:48,212 (COUGHING) 465 00:31:01,813 --> 00:31:04,247 Yoo-hoo. (LAUGHING) 466 00:31:04,933 --> 00:31:06,252 (COUGHING) 467 00:31:06,333 --> 00:31:09,962 Excuse me, but are you feeling ill? 468 00:31:10,053 --> 00:31:11,372 (COUGHING) 469 00:31:13,653 --> 00:31:15,166 I'm all right. 470 00:31:15,333 --> 00:31:18,609 Just that it's so late. It's nearly 2:00 and, uh... 471 00:31:19,253 --> 00:31:22,450 -Have you anywhere to sleep? -Why? 472 00:31:24,533 --> 00:31:27,411 You can come home with me, if you like. 473 00:31:28,493 --> 00:31:30,245 I haven't any money. 474 00:31:30,613 --> 00:31:31,648 Oh. 475 00:31:34,013 --> 00:31:38,370 You could sleep at our house, but whether you... 476 00:31:39,533 --> 00:31:42,923 I'm afraid Madame makes men pay, even if they don't... 477 00:31:43,613 --> 00:31:47,003 -I wouldn't be much fun. -Yes, that's what I meant. 478 00:31:47,093 --> 00:31:49,607 Just sleep. But I'm... 479 00:31:49,693 --> 00:31:50,842 (COUGHING) 480 00:31:50,933 --> 00:31:55,006 You see, Madame always makes men pay, even if they don't... 481 00:31:55,093 --> 00:31:56,765 I told you two to get out! 482 00:31:56,853 --> 00:31:58,571 I'm going! 483 00:32:00,813 --> 00:32:02,804 You must have some money. 484 00:32:04,893 --> 00:32:07,123 -Not enough. -I could help you. 485 00:32:08,173 --> 00:32:09,526 Ten marks. 486 00:32:10,613 --> 00:32:14,128 I could show you somewhere out of the rain for 1 0 marks. 487 00:32:37,493 --> 00:32:40,451 I... I sometimes bring clients here. 488 00:32:43,973 --> 00:32:47,283 That sow of a madame takes nearly every penny I earn. 489 00:32:47,893 --> 00:32:50,407 -This is the only way I can... -Yes. 490 00:32:52,533 --> 00:32:53,932 You must lie down. 491 00:32:54,013 --> 00:32:55,002 (COUGHING) 492 00:32:55,093 --> 00:32:56,492 You are ill. 493 00:33:07,933 --> 00:33:09,491 (COUGHING) 494 00:33:21,013 --> 00:33:22,366 (CHUCKLING) 495 00:33:23,253 --> 00:33:25,005 I know what you are. 496 00:33:25,613 --> 00:33:26,932 (GIGGLING) 497 00:33:28,013 --> 00:33:31,722 You are a deserter. 498 00:33:32,813 --> 00:33:35,930 But I won't tell anyone. I promise. 499 00:33:37,653 --> 00:33:39,644 You'll be quite safe here. 500 00:33:39,733 --> 00:33:42,566 Nobody ever comes. It looks locked, you see. 501 00:33:42,653 --> 00:33:45,213 Only I unscrewed the thing that holds the padlock. 502 00:33:45,293 --> 00:33:49,206 You can't see, not unless you look very closely. 503 00:33:52,653 --> 00:33:57,283 Now, you go to sleep. 504 00:33:58,173 --> 00:33:59,242 Yes. 505 00:34:00,733 --> 00:34:02,405 I'd better go back. 506 00:34:02,493 --> 00:34:04,643 -At this time of night? -Mmm. 507 00:34:05,053 --> 00:34:07,362 Sometimes there are soldiers round the station 508 00:34:07,453 --> 00:34:11,810 and one or two of the clubs, they're just starting to close. 509 00:34:13,413 --> 00:34:18,248 Not that I have much luck there. The clubs have all got their own girls. 510 00:34:28,093 --> 00:34:30,243 I'll be back in the morning. 511 00:34:34,213 --> 00:34:36,010 You'll be quite safe. 512 00:34:40,133 --> 00:34:41,486 (GIGGLING) 513 00:35:14,293 --> 00:35:18,445 I'll, uh... I'll have a knackwurst as well. 514 00:35:18,533 --> 00:35:21,445 Hmm? Trying to put on weight, eh? 515 00:35:21,533 --> 00:35:23,728 (LAUGHING) 516 00:35:23,813 --> 00:35:27,010 Well, I guess somebody tipped you last night, huh? 517 00:35:33,493 --> 00:35:36,087 -I brought you some food. -Oh, thanks. 518 00:35:36,173 --> 00:35:37,606 -It's not much. -Oh, anything. 519 00:35:37,693 --> 00:35:39,923 -It's... -Believe me, anything. 520 00:35:45,933 --> 00:35:47,127 Now... 521 00:35:53,053 --> 00:35:54,042 (COUGHING) 522 00:35:54,133 --> 00:35:57,011 I am going to take your temperature. 523 00:35:57,093 --> 00:36:00,051 Just the food. I never liked the taste of thermometers. 524 00:36:00,133 --> 00:36:01,452 (GIGGLING) 525 00:36:02,013 --> 00:36:05,289 You seem a lot better. Now, open your mouth. 526 00:36:12,093 --> 00:36:13,412 -Why are you doing this? -Don't talk. 527 00:36:13,493 --> 00:36:15,609 You'll break the thermometer. 528 00:36:15,693 --> 00:36:18,571 -All I want to know... -And don't ask why. 529 00:36:18,973 --> 00:36:22,170 There are too many people going around asking why. 530 00:36:23,933 --> 00:36:26,970 -But you must... -Look, I told you not to talk. 531 00:36:27,453 --> 00:36:29,967 Just accept the fact that I want... 532 00:36:32,693 --> 00:36:34,490 Well, just accept it. 533 00:36:37,013 --> 00:36:39,732 -Normal. -It hasn't started yet. 534 00:36:40,613 --> 00:36:45,448 Now, I got you a couple of bread rolls and a knackwurst 535 00:36:45,533 --> 00:36:48,445 and a bottle of cognac. 536 00:36:48,533 --> 00:36:50,603 -An angel in disguise. -Hmm! 537 00:36:51,293 --> 00:36:54,729 -Disguised, all right. Oh, don't talk. -You really... 538 00:36:54,813 --> 00:37:00,445 Now, at... At our house, there's a doctor comes to... 539 00:37:01,213 --> 00:37:02,885 Well, I can talk to him. He can come and see you. 540 00:37:02,973 --> 00:37:04,725 -I don't need a doctor. -Open. 541 00:37:04,813 --> 00:37:06,804 Anyway, you know I have no money. 542 00:37:06,893 --> 00:37:11,171 He, uh... I can get him to come for nothing. 543 00:37:13,573 --> 00:37:15,370 How's my temperature? 544 00:37:17,373 --> 00:37:19,045 You need a doctor. 545 00:37:20,013 --> 00:37:23,801 Look... Look, all right, I'm a deserter. 546 00:37:24,213 --> 00:37:25,282 Yes? 547 00:37:26,853 --> 00:37:30,004 I don't know what the price for handing deserters over to the authorities is... 548 00:37:30,093 --> 00:37:31,321 Nobody is going to hand you over. 549 00:37:31,413 --> 00:37:34,166 There's also a price for concealing them. 550 00:37:35,333 --> 00:37:38,848 I don't want to risk your neck or the doctor's or mine. 551 00:37:40,653 --> 00:37:42,484 I can never repay you. 552 00:37:43,213 --> 00:37:45,363 I shall never see you again. 553 00:37:47,813 --> 00:37:49,804 I'm very, very grateful. 554 00:37:54,133 --> 00:37:56,772 Now, if I could just have the food... 555 00:38:14,693 --> 00:38:16,888 It's starting to rain again. 556 00:38:17,693 --> 00:38:19,649 I can just see Dick now. 557 00:38:22,973 --> 00:38:26,204 On a great, Teutonic four-poster, 558 00:38:27,733 --> 00:38:29,689 waited on hand and foot. 559 00:38:30,413 --> 00:38:32,131 -And the food. -Hmm. 560 00:38:33,133 --> 00:38:36,011 You know, George, you've got a one-track mind. 561 00:38:36,093 --> 00:38:37,890 What about the women? 562 00:38:38,173 --> 00:38:40,323 -The women? -Can you imagine? 563 00:38:40,813 --> 00:38:44,283 -Smelling so... -Sweet. 564 00:38:46,173 --> 00:38:47,686 What a luxury. 565 00:38:48,413 --> 00:38:51,211 Let's drink to that. The luxury of women. 566 00:38:52,933 --> 00:38:56,084 God knows how I remember them after a year, 567 00:38:56,173 --> 00:38:57,447 but I do. 568 00:38:59,853 --> 00:39:01,571 -To women. -To women. 569 00:39:02,373 --> 00:39:03,692 Thank you. 570 00:39:06,573 --> 00:39:09,849 With any luck, you'll be home soon. 571 00:39:10,573 --> 00:39:11,688 Yeah. 572 00:39:13,373 --> 00:39:15,568 -You know what I wish? -What? 573 00:39:17,333 --> 00:39:20,086 I wish I could tell Cathy that I'm on my way. 574 00:39:23,533 --> 00:39:27,367 All right, darling! Now... In a moment! 575 00:39:28,173 --> 00:39:29,526 (COUGHING) 576 00:39:30,573 --> 00:39:33,246 Get up! Get up, I've got a client. 577 00:39:33,773 --> 00:39:37,083 I'm sorry, you've got to get out for a few minutes. I've got a client. 578 00:39:37,173 --> 00:39:40,529 Yes, darling, all right! I won't be a moment. 579 00:39:40,893 --> 00:39:42,611 Look, hurry, please. 580 00:39:42,693 --> 00:39:45,685 I won't be long! Look after yourself, hmm? 581 00:39:46,893 --> 00:39:49,851 Come on, please. Just a few minutes. 582 00:39:53,253 --> 00:39:54,811 (COUGHING) 583 00:40:04,053 --> 00:40:06,408 All clear, darling. 584 00:40:28,693 --> 00:40:30,172 He's gone. 585 00:40:40,293 --> 00:40:45,083 I'm sorry I had to turn you out, but I've got to earn the money. 586 00:40:47,133 --> 00:40:50,443 There wouldn't be any food for you if I didn't work. 587 00:40:52,813 --> 00:40:54,929 I brought you some sausage. 588 00:41:07,573 --> 00:41:09,291 Here's the sausage. 589 00:41:14,613 --> 00:41:16,808 It's that sow of a madame. 590 00:41:16,893 --> 00:41:19,532 She just gives me enough to go out again. 591 00:41:19,613 --> 00:41:22,525 She knows she can do what she likes with me. 592 00:41:22,933 --> 00:41:23,922 And do you know why? 593 00:41:24,013 --> 00:41:25,332 (RETCHING) 594 00:41:31,973 --> 00:41:33,326 (COUGHING) 595 00:41:37,493 --> 00:41:38,972 Does it hurt? 596 00:41:40,173 --> 00:41:41,652 It's my chest. 597 00:41:44,733 --> 00:41:47,566 Do you know why she can treat me like this? 598 00:41:49,413 --> 00:41:51,085 I'll tell you why. 599 00:41:53,573 --> 00:41:56,371 Because I am half Jewish. 600 00:41:56,693 --> 00:41:57,728 (COUGHING) 601 00:41:57,813 --> 00:41:59,166 That's why 602 00:42:00,853 --> 00:42:03,606 I can't get my fair share like the other girls, 603 00:42:03,693 --> 00:42:06,651 because she has only got to tell the SS 604 00:42:07,293 --> 00:42:09,727 and I wouldn't even be here. Hmm! 605 00:42:11,053 --> 00:42:12,771 Racial purity. 606 00:42:26,333 --> 00:42:27,766 No luck, eh? 607 00:42:29,533 --> 00:42:31,046 I do all right. 608 00:42:32,173 --> 00:42:36,007 You look so scrawny, that's the trouble. You need a good meal. 609 00:42:36,733 --> 00:42:40,123 You know what I'm having for supper? Fresh trout, 610 00:42:40,213 --> 00:42:44,923 and a nice, tasty wiener schnitzel and new potatoes 611 00:42:45,013 --> 00:42:50,963 and parsley and green salad and apple strudel... 612 00:42:51,053 --> 00:42:52,042 (BURPING) 613 00:42:52,133 --> 00:42:55,205 Piled with cream and then beer. 614 00:42:55,333 --> 00:42:56,686 (LAUGHING) 615 00:42:56,773 --> 00:42:58,889 Plenty of beer. 616 00:42:59,413 --> 00:43:00,732 (LAUGHING) 617 00:43:02,213 --> 00:43:03,965 (COUGHING) 618 00:43:06,933 --> 00:43:11,370 You, uh, feel like a nice, uh, 619 00:43:12,613 --> 00:43:15,764 schnitzel, like you had before? Huh? 620 00:43:32,813 --> 00:43:34,007 (GASPING) 621 00:43:35,253 --> 00:43:37,005 (COUGHING) 622 00:44:32,773 --> 00:44:34,729 Yeah? What do you want? 623 00:44:37,133 --> 00:44:39,124 I want to see the Consul. 624 00:44:39,773 --> 00:44:41,843 Do you have an appointment? 625 00:44:43,693 --> 00:44:46,844 -May I help you? -Please, the Consul. 626 00:44:47,773 --> 00:44:50,571 Oh, you look sick. Why don't you sit down? 627 00:44:56,333 --> 00:44:58,722 Oh, may I have your name, please? 628 00:45:00,733 --> 00:45:02,246 Richard Player. 629 00:45:02,893 --> 00:45:05,043 I'm British. Royal Navy. 630 00:45:06,253 --> 00:45:08,209 I was a prisoner of war. 631 00:45:16,253 --> 00:45:17,242 (KNOCKING AT DOOR) 632 00:45:17,333 --> 00:45:18,925 CONSUL: Come in. 633 00:45:19,093 --> 00:45:20,446 (COUGHING) 634 00:45:20,533 --> 00:45:22,763 (SECRETARY AND CONSUL TALKING) 635 00:45:28,173 --> 00:45:30,243 -British officer? -Mmm-hmm. 636 00:45:31,893 --> 00:45:34,771 -Do you believe him? -He looks pretty sick. 637 00:45:35,093 --> 00:45:37,402 -I'm sure he's telling the truth. -Hmm. 638 00:45:37,493 --> 00:45:39,165 (COUGHING) 639 00:45:39,253 --> 00:45:40,686 I don't know. 640 00:45:42,413 --> 00:45:43,846 There's a rumour going around that we're maybe 641 00:45:43,933 --> 00:45:46,811 not as, uh, neutral as we're supposed to be. 642 00:45:48,333 --> 00:45:50,085 It's kind of tricky. 643 00:45:52,773 --> 00:45:55,048 Could be an agent provocateur. 644 00:45:58,093 --> 00:46:00,687 Well, I guess I'd better talk to him. 645 00:46:04,773 --> 00:46:06,092 Mr Player? 646 00:46:07,693 --> 00:46:11,732 Now, you say you were a British prisoner of war. 647 00:46:12,773 --> 00:46:14,604 Where did you escape from? 648 00:46:14,693 --> 00:46:16,365 -Colditz. -Colditz? 649 00:46:17,053 --> 00:46:18,406 In Leipzig. 650 00:46:19,453 --> 00:46:22,172 Don't ask for any proof. I haven't any. 651 00:46:24,813 --> 00:46:26,371 This is Vienna. 652 00:46:27,333 --> 00:46:29,927 I managed. I speak... I speak German. 653 00:46:30,573 --> 00:46:33,565 For God's sake, does it matter how I got here? 654 00:46:34,693 --> 00:46:36,445 What is it you want? 655 00:46:36,613 --> 00:46:39,207 -I haven't any money. -You came here for money? 656 00:46:39,293 --> 00:46:42,649 Just enough for some food and my train fare to Baden. 657 00:46:43,133 --> 00:46:44,407 50 marks. 658 00:46:51,453 --> 00:46:53,523 I think you'd better leave. 659 00:46:54,533 --> 00:46:55,807 -But surely... -Please! 660 00:46:55,893 --> 00:46:57,724 -I beg you! -I'm sorry. 661 00:46:58,173 --> 00:46:59,492 We're under strict orders to avoid contact 662 00:46:59,573 --> 00:47:02,167 with any member of the Allied forces. 663 00:47:04,133 --> 00:47:06,089 Now, will you please go? 664 00:47:16,373 --> 00:47:17,408 Look, if I... 665 00:47:17,493 --> 00:47:19,643 I understand and appreciate your difficulty. 666 00:47:19,733 --> 00:47:21,371 Believe me, I do. 667 00:47:21,973 --> 00:47:24,533 But the government of the United States cannot risk any provocation... 668 00:47:24,613 --> 00:47:26,285 -Provocation? -It isn't the money... 669 00:47:26,373 --> 00:47:28,568 -50 marks! -Please! Please! 670 00:47:29,853 --> 00:47:31,764 You're putting me in a most compromising situation. 671 00:47:31,853 --> 00:47:33,764 That's painfully clear. 672 00:47:37,853 --> 00:47:41,209 Look, uh... Look, I'm not saying this is anything personal, 673 00:47:41,293 --> 00:47:42,931 but, well, the United States government... 674 00:47:43,013 --> 00:47:46,642 I'm not asking the United States. You! You lend me the money! 675 00:47:46,733 --> 00:47:47,927 Please! 676 00:47:48,973 --> 00:47:51,567 -We're being watched. -Let them watch! 677 00:47:51,653 --> 00:47:53,291 We're at war! I thought you were one of us! 678 00:47:53,373 --> 00:47:55,887 -We are not allied to anyone. We... -To hell with your allegiance! 679 00:47:55,973 --> 00:47:57,611 I need the money! 680 00:48:02,573 --> 00:48:03,892 I'm sorry. 681 00:48:06,213 --> 00:48:07,532 I'm sorry. 682 00:48:08,133 --> 00:48:09,248 (SOBBING) 683 00:48:09,333 --> 00:48:12,211 If you just put 50 marks on the table and... 684 00:48:14,533 --> 00:48:16,763 I won't look. I'll turn away. 685 00:48:17,813 --> 00:48:19,485 No one would know. 686 00:48:20,413 --> 00:48:21,641 Please! 687 00:48:27,293 --> 00:48:28,806 You're afraid. 688 00:48:29,653 --> 00:48:31,883 Look at me, damn you! 689 00:48:33,973 --> 00:48:36,089 You're afraid for yourself. 690 00:48:36,413 --> 00:48:38,688 The United States government cannot possibly authorise paying... 691 00:48:38,773 --> 00:48:40,252 You hypocrite. 692 00:48:49,253 --> 00:48:52,006 You thick-skinned hypocrite! 693 00:48:53,013 --> 00:48:54,446 God help you! 694 00:48:54,933 --> 00:48:56,252 (COUGHING) 695 00:49:09,493 --> 00:49:12,246 I, uh, wanted to lend him the money. 696 00:49:15,813 --> 00:49:17,371 But the risk... 697 00:49:19,333 --> 00:49:21,130 Without any proof... 698 00:49:22,773 --> 00:49:27,767 I mean, uh, I couldn't really believe he was who he said he was. Could you? 699 00:49:28,413 --> 00:49:31,644 He was dying. What more proof do you want? 700 00:49:39,413 --> 00:49:40,766 Howzat! 701 00:49:42,453 --> 00:49:44,045 (EXCLAIMING) 702 00:49:44,413 --> 00:49:46,643 I say, isn't that Dick Player? 703 00:49:49,293 --> 00:49:51,761 Quick, try and distract that guard. 704 00:49:54,493 --> 00:49:57,485 Excuse me, old man. Listen, didn't we meet somewhere? 705 00:49:57,573 --> 00:49:59,803 The Winchester-Eton match? No? 706 00:50:00,893 --> 00:50:03,566 Dick, we thought you'd made a home run. 707 00:50:04,733 --> 00:50:07,372 -I ran out of money. -What? Money? 708 00:50:08,533 --> 00:50:10,603 Where did they pick you up? 709 00:50:11,333 --> 00:50:13,483 Vienna. But it doesn't matter now. 710 00:50:13,573 --> 00:50:15,768 It hasn't all been a failure. 711 00:50:16,053 --> 00:50:18,044 Just try to remember everything that happened. 712 00:50:18,133 --> 00:50:20,522 Do not speak! He is under arrest! 713 00:50:20,733 --> 00:50:23,531 -I'm going to solitary. -We'll get to you. 714 00:50:23,813 --> 00:50:26,168 Step aside, Captain. Stand away. 715 00:50:29,293 --> 00:50:31,853 Prisoner escort, forward, march! 716 00:50:47,413 --> 00:50:48,892 Welcome home.